Puddin Chewer

“One that is about as dumb as it gets or lacks common sense. The type of person you want to look at and say wow!! “What does it feel like to be a damn idiot”

“One that is about as sharp as a spoon”.

;Also known as a dipshit.

Someone who chews there puddin.

What in the world are you talking about, you puddin chewer.

He’s a damn puddin chewer.

That guy right there is what you would call a “puddin chewer”.

puddin head

mush brain

Your head is so empty, you are a puddin head.

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Bananal Puddin

Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.

I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.

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puddin' sack

Lexi's muffin top stomach

Jerry licked Lexi's Puddin' Sack all night long

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Stanky puddin'

Malodorous feminine genitalia.

I sent a scout down (i. e. used a finger) to see if she truly had stanky puddin' or not.

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Wooden Puddin'

Sperm; aka jizz, baby batter, man yogurt

Tina played with my love log until she got her reward; a mouth full o' wooden puddin'.

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Puddin' Crotch

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

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