The ol lady's on the rag so I had to flip her over and do some puddin wrestlin.
Sperm; aka jizz, baby batter, man yogurt
Tina played with my love log until she got her reward; a mouth full o' wooden puddin'.
Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.
I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.
Malodorous feminine genitalia.
I sent a scout down (i. e. used a finger) to see if she truly had stanky puddin' or not.
When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.
Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure