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a member of the puma league, an elite group of kids who excell at eating LSD. A term coined in the fall of 2003 at the blue ridge harvest fest buy the core group of founding pumas because they felt like they were "on the prowl" because they raged so hard. The only kids to successfully stay up all night while half the kids back at the campsite were spun out and unable to communicate, making them "housecats" in the eyes of the pumas. In other words, while the pumas raged the entire night the housecats merely sat in their litterboxes, watching universes form and collapse in the palms of their hands and repeating phrases like, "i'm so spun i can't think", "dude please stop melting" and "God, is that you?".
PUMA stands for Psychedelic Users: Masters of Acid. Induction to the puma league is difficult because the standards are fairly rigourous. They include being able to keep yourself under control the entire trip to the point where people unaware of your chemical ingestion would be unable to tell that you are in fact watching them liquify and puddle on the ground as they talk. Other requirements include a keen wit and sense of humor ie. pumas stomachs always hurt the day after the trip because they were laughing their asses off the entire time. Puma parties involve eating acid and cracking jokes/making idiotic comments to the point where everyone is in stitches with a smile so wide their cheeks hurt. The complete opposite of the inexperienced tripper, pumas despise people who misuse acid and act all spun out and gooft when they trip. Housecats beware, when the puma league rolls through you will be nothing more than fodder to be feasted upon by the hungry pumas. nobody rages like a puma, bitch
John Dirt, sMack assiter, the easter bunny, and Scooter were up all night tripping and laughing their asses off. The next morning they all felt as though they had done 300 sit ups because their abs were so sore from laughing; that's the puma shit right there.
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The inverse cougar, this is an unattractive older woman who goes for younger men in bars. Using feminine wiles and the booze induced bad decision making to their advantage, they prey upon the younger man.
"We need to get out of here now. This place is Puma town."
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1. Any non-athlete with ridiculously overpriced, often non-functional, athletic clothing and equipment, so as to appear proficient in said activity.
2. A poser.
syn: Spyder, Taylor Made
orig: The "hip" Puma line of fashion sportswear
I balled all over that lame Puma with the suede low tops.
Check out the slice on this guy. His swing is Taylor Made.
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it´s so easy puma is pleas,use,my,ass
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for girls ooo baby i like it in the ass. please use my ass
do you get it.
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a puma is a older woman who is a lesbian and dating a younger girl.
a 18yr old, dating her friends lesbian mom, would make the older woman or mom a puma.
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an acronym my friend and i have made up so that we dont disgust the boys in our class.
PUMA stands for "Pad Up My Ass".
girl 1: aw man, i have my period..
girl 2: oh really?
girl 1: yeah, i have a PUMA.
boy 1: wtf is PUMA?
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