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system quarterback

Quarterbacks who "won" Super Bowls (though they don't deserved to) because they benefited from being around highly taleneted teammates.

Tom Brady, Terry Bradshaw, Troy Aikman, Trent Dilfer

by John Madden February 23, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mobile Quarterback

A euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually African American, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their White counterparts. Often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.

For mobile quarterbacks, the guy's fun to watch. But he can't read defenses any better than he can read a Dr. Suess book.

by Backfist November 29, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Office Quarterback

An excellent manager that understands the power associated with well-executed delegation. She understands that the power of the team comes from the strength of all individuals involved working together. She is the leading member of a team that produces consistent results because she knows how to encourage and support her team members.

Chiara is a wonderful Office Quarterback that knows the power of her team and leverages all her resources to achieve the needed results. The benefit to all the team members comes through recognition of a job-well-done and the rewards associated with it.

by CrazyManNo9B April 5, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quarterback Sneak

Sexual position in which a male hides a dildo in the covers approximately the same size as his penis. After foreplay and some missionary sex, the male convinces his female partner to indulge in doggy style sex. At the speed of light, he quickly pulls his dick out of her pussy and replaces it with the dildo. Without her knowing, he surprises his partner with a full contact anal thrust.

"She didn't know what was cumming until I used the quarterback sneak on her ass."

by Justice Served August 22, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.

Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.

by Wayside September 25, 2006


monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

by OverAllComa January 13, 2005

356๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Quarterback

When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.

"Man:wanna play football?"

"Women:sure baby"

"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"

by Big Brev August 4, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž