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A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.
When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.
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Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!
Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!
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An expression used by many people before exiting a pre- game, usually used by people who have not shit earlier that day.
Andrew: Yo we are gonna leave
Ralph: Alright let me take a quick shit
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A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
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It is used to describe when Cole the bowl gets angry in war zone and he dies.
Quote by Cole the bowl ‘Quick Quinn come over here.’
1. To run in, stick in the penis, ejaculate, and quickly exit.
2. Term often substituted by "Quickie". A Quick Sack is where one quickly gets another in a "Sack" and proceeds to intercourse... Quickly.
"She wanted to do it, and I just wasn't in the mood, so I ran in, quick sacked, and went back to watching "Scrubs""
Natural speed with fast reflexes that is often accompanied by the herky jerky motion of a chicken.
Max lost his bet on the Heavy Weight champion, complaining to his buddies, “That boy wasn’t just fast, he was chicken quick, champ couldn’t lay a glove on him!”