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The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.
Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry
OR
Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.
when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple
you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit
as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face
that girl sucked so i wet racooned her
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When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.
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A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.
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a bitch with two black eyes
I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^
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When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.
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