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Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.

Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"

by miahh June 6, 2022


give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something

mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?

by Sexydimma August 20, 2012


Give a rats ass

‘To not care in the slightest’ or to not ‘give a shit
Often used by small, angry, bald men with insecurities.

‘The police don’t give a rats ass about the public’

‘As long as I’m ok I could’t give a rats ass about anyone else’

The management don’t give a rats ass about the workers

by CaptMorgan86 January 14, 2022


Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.

Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.

by Cap1941 August 7, 2010