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read

One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times

"A curtis read"

by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Read

To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.

He touched her butt and she read him his rights!

by Nana@yourass June 6, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)

I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.

by Sir Salty GoBadger III June 18, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reading

An act for homosexuals

Do you read bro?

No reading's gay AF.

by Kidserb December 5, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

217๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left on read

When an individual whom youโ€™ve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer

I got left on read by him

by Imabsolutelytwatted August 29, 2020

50๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž