Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real

Hey Jake it’s real car hours

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".

I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe

real groovy hours

The time in the day when you are in a groovy mood especially when you listen to music

"yo this song is making me feel a type of way, its real groovy hours"

Real gay hours

The hours of 3-4 AM when you’re conversing with you s/o of the same sex, and you just feel so gay in the moment and you feel so in love and you feel like nothing can stop you.

S/o1: God i love you so much, i dont know what’d i do without you.

S/O2: me too! Y’know, i just realized its Real gay hours

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Real Kiwi Hours

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

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Real Gangsta Hours

Picture this; *Its 8:30 pm on a Sunday night, you and you're homie are chilling on rust listen to those sweet sweet gangsta tunes and you already no what mutha hecken time it is* "All the gangstas take the floor as we step on stage all the ladies ask for more" - 213 Crew

"Yo loopy2247!" says AUcairns "yeah whats cooking my mutha hecking homie from the south?" exclaims loopy2247 "Is it Real Gangsta hours?" says AUcairns louder than before, "Yeah I think it mutha hecken is!" *AUcairns gets music bot to play Keepin It Gangsta by Fabulous in the 'Chill Gangstas' section of the Snag Boys discord server* "It's Real Gangsta Hours!" exclaim loopy2247 and AUcairns together

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