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A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.
Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
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someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
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Random white girl on YouTube: Among us in real life sus sus
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The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.
βI just saw Super Mario in Real Life.β
βDid he say βSpaghettiβ?β
βNo.β
The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot
Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"
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Another name for schizophrenia.
"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
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Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high