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redhead

A genetic disposition towards hair of a reddish color.

In males predominantly associated with social awkwardness, and lack of success with women.

In women we find that most redheads are in fact she-devils, manipulaters, and soul strippers capable of robbing a man of his testicles in exchange for mediocre sex. Not to be trifled with as the more women with red hair you become involved with, the more susceptible you become to being a big freakin' pussy.

1. Sheila: John is sooo funny, if he wasn't a redhead I would fuck him rotten!

2. *Standing on the edge of a skyscraper roof
Joseph: Fucking bitch! Damned redhead! I loved her, and now....aw fuck it AHHHH!
*Leaps to his death, but also his escape.

by Redheadlover August 8, 2008

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redhead

In rare occasions a redhead girl will be attractive (lindsay lohan) but for the most part are not. Being a redhead is never good for a dude. ever.

chick 1: That dude is so loud, and ummm not attractive
chick 2: Duh, he's a redhead

by JPrue August 21, 2007

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redhead

A horrible creature, released straight from the gates of Hell. Despite their origins, they are weak and powerless.

Ew, is that a redhead? Get it away from me!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 27, 2021

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redhead

some of the bitchyest girls you'll ever meet in your life. some are nice and the other half are bitches who think their shit doesn't stink.the other half are nice when they aren't being a bitch.

Redhead- " Uggh I fucking hate blondes and brunettes!! They're so fucking bitchy and ignorant.
Brunette-"Shut the fuck up Leprechaun.Nobody likes a bitchy redhead."

by s.o.c.c.e.r16 January 20, 2010

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Redhead

A person, usually a woman, who has red or very ginger hair.

Considered by many to be rather mank.

That redhead over there is a right skank.
Did you see the redhead? HOW COULD YOU NOT! It's like a lighthouse of orange!
(To redhead) Don't touch me.

by FD April 29, 2004

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redhead

people with red coloring of the hair. usually depicted and thought of as sexy, but that is a misconception birthing from the word "red". thought of as the color of love and passion. redheads result from a double recesive gene, and are labeled in the scientific community as being three-time losers because the double recesive gene. the gene causes pale skin, subject to burning, degenerate facial structure, often shown in thin lips, oddly shaped jaw structure, upturned noses, squinty eyes, and an overhanging brow, and they are more subject to skin cancer and wrinkling with age. many things believed about redhair are also untrue like, redheads having more sex drive, and heated tempers. the truth is redheads are just like everyone else except the majority of them are unattractive.

it is widely accepted that redheads are either ugly or pretty with no in between, and the majority lean towards ugly.

by GeneFreak July 23, 2009

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redhead

1) someone who will get very agitated if you tell them there hair is orange

2)someone who will deny that their hair is orange

3) someone who gets mad if you point out how they are pale

4) soul eater

5) person with no soul

6) probably a ginger

person 1) my hair is red not orange I'm a redhead not an orange head!
person 2) well its pretty orange
person 1) EIEIEIEIEIEHHHGGGGHHHH IIII WIIILLL EEEAAATTTT YYYOOUUURRR SOOUUULLL๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
person 2) um... ok...
person 1) *eats person 2's soul*
person 2) hey I feel no emotion

by kayakthefish February 19, 2016

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