reef sex

In the United States, reef sex is considered a rarely practiced form of sexual intercourse with the exception being the island of Key West, Florida. The term reef sex refers to placement of a snorkel, commonly used for ocean snorkeling, into the anus of a sexual partner during the act of oral or vaginal intercourse. The recipient merely relaxes as the 'snorkeler' then blows into the snorkel producing the characteristic ARRUUUUUUUUUGA! aesthetic. This is the culmination and essential step, thus completing a bout of reef sex.

Many Key West snorkeling companies offer night-time adventures where participants enjoy a happy hour at sea before retiring to their private bungalows and an excellent opportunity for their first experience with reef sex.

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Donovan's Reef

The most heinous of sexual acts known to man, known only to a few select individuals. And Fabio. Definitely Fabio.

How could John have Donovan's Reefed his own wife? Doesn't she kiss his kids with that mouth?

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hit reef

When a guy is having sex with a girl and he hits the back wall of her vagina.

My girlfriend is so small that every time we have sex, I hit reef.

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batt reef

The legendary man of Australia’s death bed needs to be nuked ASAP. Thanks Kanye. Also used for fuck you and bitch

Sunny: hey bro don’t be such a bitch
Logan: shut ur hole u Batt Reef

Coral reef

Occurs when a person takes a very large shit, where it seemingly is spread all over the toilet like coral reef is spread over the ocean floor

Man, John sure did coral reef it after eating too much Arby's.

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bristol reef

feeling someones breasts--BristolsBristol city--titty,cockney ryming slang

She stood for a BRISTOL REEFallowed her breasts to be felt

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hitting reef

"Hitting reef" is a term that describes when a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina and proceeds to make contact with the woman's cervix. The term is derived from nautical terminology, which describes a boat in shallow waters that has struck a coral reef.

"Dude, I got laid last night and for the first time I was hitting reef!"

"My girlfriends vagina is small, she is always complaining when I 'hit reef.'"

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