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A fucking retard who will snort anything to impress girls. He makes very good curry and has never had a girl friend because he is a gay fuck. He is a very thicc boi and gets his cheeks clapped everyday by Lachie McNeil
Person 1: Rishi, don't snort the iodine acid, it will fucking kill you
Rishi Moorthy: I dont care all the girls are watching
Girl: Rishi, your such a fucking idiot don't snort that
Rishi: Too late
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A young Indian man who is most well known for being the side-hoe of Steven Zhou. He is always really sad about being a side-hoe and wants to talk to Steven about it, but his love for Steven stops him from actually communicating with Steven about his problems. Other than this, Mr. Deshmukh is known for his raw stanky leg, and for his short-lived yet lively love affair with Adithya.
Person A: "So I heard that Steven was with another girl today."
Person B:"Yeah I know, Rishi Deshmukh is gonna be so sad about it...I really wish he would just be open with Steven!"
Person A: "YOU DON'T WANT DESHMUKH"
Person B:"Damn, I'm so sorry man, please take me and all my money."
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Chode who doesn't like to share pencils.
Hot girl: Hey, can I have a pencil?
Nerd: Fu
Hot girl: Jeez, ur such a rishi landra
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An amazing and rich guy. He’s Indian and is running for British prime minister against liz truss as of 01/09/22 and I think he should win and him rising taxes will be better for Britain in the long run so I am #ReadyForRishi
Friend- who do you think will be our next prime minister?
Smart person- well I think Rishi sunak deserves it but the conservatives will all vote for liz as she’s lowering taxes which won’t be good in the long run.
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When someone barges in front of you to get to a computer whilst you were about to go on it.
(note: this is only a term that a handful of Kingston University students will understand.)
Person 1: "look, there's a computer. Quick, go get it!"
Action: someone rushes in front of the person and takes the computer
Person 1: "You got Rishi-ed!"
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To go out to bars, clubs, and parties with the intention of meeting and copulating with women.
Hey man, I just broke up with my girlfriend...I think I'm gonna go out tonight and get my Rishi on.
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a fucking gay faggot bitch nigga. PR manager of the S^3. Has 0 confirmed kills but every mission planned by him has ended in overwhelming success. Supported by General Allahoodini and Lieutenant Ghey to move up faster through the ranks and is now in the top tiers of management in the S^3, controlling ISIS, the pink dot army, and many more. His bounty has also risen to $10000000000000000, the highest bounty for a terrorist in the world so far, thus making him the first of the S^3 to be recorded in the guinness world record.
ISIS member: Oh shit is that justin ryan rishi patrick?? * runs up to get autograph*
What was that amazing quote by justin ryan rishi patrick again? Oh yeah, " Everyone is gay, but not every gay is a one."
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