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robert pattinson

a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.

girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing

by lolorannie December 31, 2011

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Robert Pattinson

1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)

by Predatory Male III May 3, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.

Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair

The Haunter Airman

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

The Bad Mother Handbook

How to be

Twilight

The summer house

Little Ashes

Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.

He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.

YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA

Robert Pattinson Lover: HE IS SO CUTE.
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*

by MrsGreenPattinsonSpelling Nerd October 1, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


robert pattinson day

On February 3 itโ€™s a day to appreciate Robert Pattinson and heโ€™s handsomeness, wear or show ur love for our god

Me : Hey do u know what day
Person : no what day it is
Me itโ€™s Robert Pattinson day

by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 17, 2021


robert pattinson day

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate heโ€™s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because heโ€™s so hot

Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: itโ€™s Robert Pattinson day

by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 17, 2021


Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


sir robert pattinson academy

A 'school' that was built back when dinosaurs roamed earth. It is currently a prison that cannot afford glue sticks for the English department. There are pathetic year 7 fights. The year 7s walk about with their bags drooping to the floor. Everyone who dares to go here may not make it out sane. It is often referred to as RP because nobody bothers at this school!

Dan asked,"Have you heard about RP?"
"What a school of zombies!", tasha replied
"What that sir Robert Pattinson academy school?"

by emloveswaffles July 26, 2018