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rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021


rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again

listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster

by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017


Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

by Gashed Ferret May 1, 2011


rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man

Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin

by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004

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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it

"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"

by DINKLESTEIN September 6, 2011

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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)

by Gashed Ferret May 1, 2011


Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.

โ€œWhy didnโ€™t he come to training today.โ€

โ€œHe won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.โ€

by Que Bola Asere January 10, 2024