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Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.

"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"

by DemarDerozanFan10 April 23, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sacramento Kings

Best team. Always and Forever

by the way this is Ivana not RoZeS....haha

"Those Sacramento Kings are really somethin..."

by RoZeS October 30, 2003

93πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


sacramento traffic

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

by CraZy E August 16, 2006

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Sacramento breeze

When a girl is giving you head and you let out a big fart.

Oh my god...what is that smell?

Keep going sugar...that's just the Sacramento breeze.

by El Guapo 3000 March 19, 2009

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Ghetto Sacramento

Ghettos in Sacramento. Most ghetto places in Sacramento are Oak Park, Del Paso Heights, Arden Fair, Natomas, Meadowview, Akali Flats, Strawberry Mannors, Norwood and there is a lot more. A lot of schools are ghetto like Martin Luther King Jr. High School, Grant High School, Hagginwood Elementary, Oak Ridge Elementary plus a lot more. If you want the opposite of ghetto, go to the city next door called Davis where its all non ghetto. North Sac and South Sac are the worst as West Sac has only one gang and East Sac is quiet. North Sac has more gangs but South Sac seems to be a lil more dangerous because it has more people. But both are extremely dangerous. A lot of drugs are around also and the parks in these areas are for no kid to play in.

To list these places in order from worst neighborhoods:

1.Oak Park(slightly over Del Paso Heights)
2.Del Paso Heights
3.Strawberry Mannors
4.Meadow View
5.Alkali Flats

Rich Person : Why is there so much violence?
Gangsta:Cuz it's ghetto sacramento mufucka!

by OG_SakTowN April 11, 2011

57πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Sacramento Kings

Only the best team in the NBA right now with the best win % and this years champs...uh huh uh huh thats right

I love Bibby and the Kings they're goin all the way this year

by amaran January 21, 2004

50πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.

I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)

by LePresident June 3, 2018