garage sailing

The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.

I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.

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Sail the ship

to drive whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I must sail the ship home!

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full sail

The best college in the world to get an education in the entertainment industry , however seeing quality pussy on campus is about as rare as seeing a bald eagle. 1am classes are nothing out of the ordinary and the full sail diet consists of redbull and cigarettes. Fortunatly ucf and rollins are only minutes away where there are plenty of normal people to hang out with, just dont tell em you go to full sail.

full sail has givin many people a great education without the college experience.

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Sailing

Sailing is the act of doing oxycontin or oxycodone. Usually this would be done by grinding the pill down to powder and then snorting it.

Hey man you want to go get some sail?
Ohhh man I'm so sailled, I just want to layyyy.
I am sailing the C's so hard man.

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sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

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Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

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Sailing to Tibet

A phrase describing an idea that is poorly thought out. First used in the Mission district of San Francisco.

Adam is totally sailing to Tibet with his plan to quit his job and become a private investigator.

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