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To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.
My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.
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The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out
I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night
A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.
Salami (often used as a word for penis)
Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)
Salami Badger
"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"
Another word for penis
Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?
Guy2: Yeah, what about her?
Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!
When you stick your own dick up your ass
I went home and committed white salami last night
The act of banging a woman really, really hard.
Yo, I put the salami drop on dat bitch!
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Synonym for masturbation
"Caught him stroking the salami last night"
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