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The action that consists of raising one's hands above their hands in whats otherwise known as the "I surrender" pose.
Dude Pierre was surrounded by 2 guys and gave a French salute without even throwing a punch, what a pussy
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When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.
Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.
On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.
Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.
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Noun: a manner of military salutation allegedly peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the right arm and hand are extended and elevated in the direction of any superior officer, or in the absence of any such superior, in the geographical direction of Rome itself, accompanied by the Latin phrase "Ave Caesar" ("Hail Caesar").
"Immediately upon taking command of the Antonia fortress, the tribune Messala executed the Roman salute to the former fortress commandant."
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(v) An early attraction IOI displayed from a female that consists of a single quick swipe of the fingertips across the forehead hairline or over the ear hairline. This typically occurs when a male is conveying alpha-male or PUA characteristics in the female's presence.
Tom: "Hey, I was talking to that new HB in accounting and she gave me a PUA Salute in under 60 seconds!"
Bob: "Ha, I was sarging this girl at the club last night and got one under 5 seconds!"
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When at a theatre, purchase an extra-large popcorn and enjoy your movie. DO NOT eat the popcorn past the half-way mark. When your movie is finished, proceed to enter a movie that is in progress. Walk to the center lane infront of everyone and scream "POPCORN SALUTE!". Lob the popcorn over the back of your head so it hits the ceiling and explodes over everyone in the crowd. Run.
Also, if you havent finished your soda, dump it in prior to saluting your popcorn for added effect.
That popcorn salute at the end of Narnia II left those virgin nerds covered in sodacorn.
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"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"
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Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.
“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
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