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porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.
I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.
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people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station
And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.
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aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies
?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass
Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.
A typical urban sampling route:
For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.
One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
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1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.
1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"
2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"
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