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A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.
"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.
When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio