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I.One who wears sandals to social events, around the house, or with lady friends.
II.One who wears sandals in the winter.
Jon:...Dude are you wearing sandals?!
Mark:Yeah, whats up?
Jon: Jesus! You're such a goddamn sandal-fag, do you wear those when you wack off?!
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Warm weather footwear constructed of wide straps that do not cover the entire foot and are to be worn by men. Typically worn with straps that are retained at the ankle as well as the toes of the foot. These can be constructed of leather or fabric and must be of pronounced masculinity in appearance. These sandals can be worn as dress, casual, or active wear. Not to be confused with non-manly, light colored, open healed flip-flop type sandals or narrow strapped high-heeled sandals for women.
I was thinking of getting a pair of man-sandals, but I don't know, they still sound sort of gay. But then I saw my friend's Tivas, and knew I had to get a pair. Other examples are those worn by the ancient Greek men.
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A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.
Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
Verb: The act of causing a pink sock, then putting an actual sock on it, then put a Sandal on it upside down.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.
Bro, I reverse sandaled that drunk chick last night. So hard.
Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.