if sandwich

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

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The sandwich

Anal sex - where you shove your meat into some buns

I'm looking forward to the sandwich with you tonight.

Sandwich

What do you want to know, it's a freakin' sandwich.

Uh, sandwich.

Sandwich

Salami Lid

THE SALAMI LID WONT FIT ON THE SALAMI LID. SANDWICH

Sandwich

The ultimate bread you can get. Only made by property in the kitchen.

Tommy: Aye to can you ask your property to make me a sandwich
Kevin:Whats a sandwich
Tommy:Yo it’s the ultimate bread time
Kevin:Oh shit I can’t believe she never told me about it I’ll make sure to slap the shit outta her for that

Sandwich

Slang for a nigearian prince

My sandwich took my bank details

Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the pure definition of perfection. The ears of the person hearing such word as Sandwicher will be most likely blessed. Sandwicher is also the Username of a very cool dude. As the word has "Sandwich" because Sandwiches taste very good (fact)

Person: Sandwicher
Sandwicher: Yes?
Person: im taking the kids