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Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
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A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?
Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?
Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.
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A jolly old fat man known as the worlds most elusive stalker
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake. Yep, Santas definitely a stalker
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a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.
guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.
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The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.
(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
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a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.
satan
damn look at santas's shit!
santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin
i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins
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