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Santi

Santi dress like a rich kid but he is poorer than Venezolans. He is racist, homofobic, misoginist and only would speak brunette whores. He isnt invited to any party but is in all partys.

Santi stopp punching the homeless people!

by Negawahh September 27, 2023


Santi

The only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won and he was born to be a person with a big penis.

Santiago fights Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Chuck Norris

by Santi. November 23, 2021


Santi

A person who does something extremely weird, dangerous or highly harmful but it’s cool because is him.

Oh, he jumped off a cliff because he thought it was hilarious and he broke his rib? Such a Santi!!!

by Kidrapper March 11, 2023


Santi

HES HOT AF AND WILL STEAL YO GIRL WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, HE KILLED SHAGGY IN HIS FINAL FORM, HE CAN WRESTLE JOHN CENA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH AT THE SAME TIME AND HE EILL STEAL YO GURL

OMG is that santi, I’m breaking up w my boyfriend, (later that night) OMG UR PP IS 25 INCHES LONG SOOOOO HOT, OH WAIT THATS JUST THE TIP!!!

by pendejo. January 17, 2022


Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024


Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024


Maddie And Santi

Maddie and Santi are one of the best couples you will meet. There both tall and popular, Santi acts childish and likes dancing, Maddie acts like a mom she is protective about him . Santi makes her smile they're mean to each other to be funny and they have the same friends. Santi likes Baseball Basketball and Foot ball. Maddie likes to watch him do those things with her friends. They both make a perfect couple.

Random Guy: Hey its Maddie and Santi!!!

Random Girl: They're a perfect couple..

by Amazing people February 18, 2022