You see that gay guy over there? That’s a Sardine Minkey!
When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.
When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."
The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"
Used in very stressful situations
"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"
"Nah bro its heavy sardines"
Means everything or whole. Also means all, everything.
How many bits of toast do you want?
The whole sardine
the act of two males rubbing their genitalia together in a vertical motion,
"man, i know boston lost, but do you still want to hot sardine?"
when you put several emails in one like a slave ship or sardine pack.
The sardine send made everyone receiving the email feel equal.
When you lay in your bed the opposite way around underneath your blanket. The bottom of the sheet is still tucked in and you are cozy like a sardine.
I could not get to sleep last night so I finally went to CP sardines and slept right through my alarm!