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n. The day after Black Friday
Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"
red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone
Wife: I hear Best Buy is having a great Red Saturday special.
Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.
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Little Saturday is a concept that adds Wednesday to the list of "drinking days", with Friday and Saturday. Many nightclubs and bars stay open and offer many kinds of little Saturday specials.
Tom: Why are you drinking in the middle of the week?
Pete: Because it is Little Saturday!
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A legit excuse to tell your spouse you would rather hang out with your male friends on that day than engage in trivial activities with the aforementioned.
Spouse: We're having dinner with my coworker Janet and her boring husband Ben tomorrow.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.
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A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.
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The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday
Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”
Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.
Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!
The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.
A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"
"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"