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Golden Sauna

The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.

Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!

by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015


Gooch Sauna

When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.

Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.

This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.

Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.

by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021


Sauna Cock

A sauna cock is a more lengthy version of the male reproductive organ. One would say the hot atmosphere of the sauna (pornstar room) allows for adequate blood flow which results in a bone ranger, third leg, swinging meat type elongation of that penis that must be carefully not stepped in by the user as the long cock could become a tripping hazard.

Skull 1: Hey did you see that sauna cock?
Skull 2: Ugh .... I need

by Kitiskivagidigaden November 10, 2019


Russian Sauna

The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.

a.k.a. dutch oven

Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?

James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.

Pete: Uuunngh!

James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.

by Paloobadeedoo September 10, 2009

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Polish Sauna

Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.

Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!

by Booqi March 26, 2008

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sauna bomb

Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source

I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.

by TheNerdHerd June 24, 2017

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Beef Sauna

A sweaty vagina

Nicola once said "Man I'm so sweaty after my run I've got a beef sauna

by supbleddddd March 15, 2011

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