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Having a beer in the shower.
After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna
The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.
Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!
A sauna cock is a more lengthy version of the male reproductive organ. One would say the hot atmosphere of the sauna (pornstar room) allows for adequate blood flow which results in a bone ranger, third leg, swinging meat type elongation of that penis that must be carefully not stepped in by the user as the long cock could become a tripping hazard.
Skull 1: Hey did you see that sauna cock?
Skull 2: Ugh .... I need
The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.
a.k.a. dutch oven
Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?
James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.
Pete: Uuunngh!
James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.
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Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.
Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!
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Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source
I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.
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Nicola once said "Man I'm so sweaty after my run I've got a beef sauna
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