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Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.
To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.
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The act of repeatidly flicking "the bean" one way and then the other.
i properly gave andy's mum the scandinavian flick last night and it worked a treat!
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When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.
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A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway
Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish
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To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.
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To go down on a chick from the netherlands.
Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!
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It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
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When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"
Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.
Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle