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When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
When North Korea's Leader has been assumed to be dead but there is no information to confirm or deny the claim.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"
When someone says something that is of controversial nature, then decides whether it was irony or not based on the other people's responses.
Guy 1: "I fucking hate everyone"
Guy 2: "That's not very nice..."
Guy 1: "Chill, it's just a joke ok?"
Guy 2: "Yeah sure, that's just Schrodinger's Irony"
Have you ever seen a video with a hot girl in it but you're unsure whether it's okay to say she's hot or not because you don't know her age?
Schrodinger's Thot-
"a woman is both of age and not of age until specified one way or the other"
Guy 1: "check this video out. This girl in it is really hot."
Guy 2: "dude, she looks like she's fifteen."
Guy 1: "Schrodinger's Thot, bro."
Guy 2: "oh dang. Yeah, you right."
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A government leader, often a demagogue, who regularly incites traitorous acts, insurrection, and overrule of government law without evidence from their followers. When those acts are carried out to their logical conclusions by those followers, a Shrodinger's traitor expresses (sometimes for the first time) their (often faint) disapproval.
The leader incited insurrection by their followers and they followed his call. When called out, like a Schrodinger's traitor, he backpedaled, lightly disapproved of their actions, and took no responsibility at all.
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Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.
Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.
Denzel: I don't know about that.
Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.
Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.
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When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.
P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.
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