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Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.
A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
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Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.
Ha ha... You got a blue screen.
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In some classic arcade video games such as Donkey Kong and Pac Man, a programming error causes the screen to freeze or act strangely ... this unintended, last, high score-limiting screen is the kill screen.
My PC just froze up ... it's showing the PowerPoint kill screen.
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The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.
Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.
Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.
When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.
Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.
Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.
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The act of screen shotting
Typically referred to in the black berry days of smart phones
Jen: "Can I send you a pic? No Screen Munching"
Tyrone: "I ain't ever screen munch"
To Tilt The Monitor Of A PC In An Attempt To Hide What You Are Viewing From Others, Most Commonly Done When Watching Pornography (It Has Been Known To Cause Bed Wetting)
Im About To Go Home And Tilt The Screen
The act of looking at your opponents screen to find out their location when playing video games with your friends, such as (Halo 3, Gears of War, and most FPS).
-Fred- Dude how did you know I was sniping from there?!
-Jerome- I looked at your screen bro.
-Fred- Not cool man, that's screen hopping!
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