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When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.
My lady has graduated from AOL to chain scrolling.
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A phrase uttered after another person asks a question that was answered in a recent conversation. Origin comes from "scrolling up" in a text-message conversation.
Person 1: Hey, what club are we going to tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we just talked about that 2 minutes ago. You need to scroll up and stop asking stupid questions.
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The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.
Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'
At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
A tactic used by engineers and architects to trick coworkers or superiors into thinking they are actually working. The two actions refer to the controls on a mouse and their affiliations in AutoCad.
Nice job Mike! You sure are a hard worker. (Boss)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)
yo wigga light up that chronic scroll real quick
ay, pass that chronic scroll
Yo man, i got a job at the pharmacy makin' chronic scrolls
The viewing of a website that may contain material that is NSFW in a content sensitive location.
When viewing a new website at work for the first time, one must scroll with caution to avoid being caught in a compromising position.
When someone ask's to use your phone, and suddenly decides to scroll thirstly through your pics and text
Jessica: Can i use your phone for a sec? Mine is dead
Paige: Yeah sure
*finds jessica scrolling through text messeges from ex-boyfriend
paige: damn girl when'd you become so Scroll Thirsty?