scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

lung scud

A cigarette. The idea is that a cigarette is shaped like a scud missile and is about as good for you as one.

Dude, you gotta stop smoking those lung scuds. They're gonna give you cancer.

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sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

scud duck

the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.

Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!

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SCUD

sucks cause you do wordnegative karma scud

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Drop a scud

to take a massive shit.

i gotta drop a scud

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scud missile

when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.

OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!

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