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A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.
We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.
The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal
"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"
To pop the seal of a codeine bottle // open a codeine bottle
Lyric in song "and you know I'm poppin a seal"
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Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."
-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.
" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "
Finish what you started successfully.
When are you going to seal the deal?
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When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
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