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This weekend we went to the gun range and planted freedom seeds into the hillside
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A woman from a certain branch that acquires the sperm of a male who would like to deposit on any given basis. Withdrawal is optional.
"Hey, is she your girlfriend?"
"Nah man, she's just my seed bank."
Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.
John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!
an eatable seed that tastes yummy
Those were some damn good sunflower seeds
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guy 1: hey say stun seed backwards
guy 2: deez nuts
guy 1: lmao
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The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.
Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.
Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.
Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.
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