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A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.
My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.
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Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.
The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.
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A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.
It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything
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An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.
Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?
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To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.
"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"
"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."
Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.
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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.
Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.
This is broken Shakespeare
The Shakespeare Rule is a writing technique in which, much like the structure of any Shakespearean soliloquy, you summarise the general meaning of the paragraph in the last few lines.
"The Shakespeare Rule is a good method to experiment with"
"I overuse The Shakespeare Rule"