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Shawn is the most wonderful human on the earth. He's gorgeous, kind, caring, funny, intelligent, and so easy to spend time with. He's someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. He's romantic and goes out of his way to make others feel loved and important. He is extremely helpful and will always be there for you when you need him. You'd want to marry Shawn but he's already taken. Shawn has goals and he's going to achieve every single one. He's going to make beautiful babies one day. Shawn is a guy who loves to snuggle but is always down for an adventure. He's goofy and weird in all the best ways. He loves his friends and family and he has the biggest heart. Shawn is a guy without a single flaw. With the best personality and impeccable looks, Shawn is perfect.
Wow I wish I was dating a Shawn.
Shawn is so handsome!
I love you Shawn.
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While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook
Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
Shawn is the little cousin that gets in trouble with you.
Shawn, go shut your face.
Shawn is a really cute boy, every girl falls deeply in love with him but he's only looking for one special girl when he walks the halls girls can't stop staring at him he's outgoing, has a very good sense of humor, knows how to make everybody laugh, he has his own secrets just like everyone else but he is still known to be the perfect guy, he is friends with everyone, everyone loves him, his girlfriend the most she sees potential in him, she sees stuff in him no else sees, although he has a very dirty mind, his girlfriend looks over that, she fell for him the second she saw him
Random person: "Hey, who's that boy, he's so cute"
Other person: "Oh that's Shawn, he is such a hottie, too bad he has a girlfriend"
A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.
My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.
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