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When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.
Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.
A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.
Any suburban basement where fundamentalist evangelical men meet for pure, unadulterated viking sex.
"Remember Robert, what happens at the Mennonite Storm Shelter stays at the Mennonite Storm Shelter."
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When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.
Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?
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A shelter that allows high or drunk people in at any time during operating hours. Behave and they can stay. Misbehave, time to go. The barriers to getting in are low.
I sent the drunk lady to the low barrier shelter.
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A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.
Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.
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The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
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