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I drew a sheriff's badge in my pants.
An image created by one's bottom burp that, despite being utterly random, accurately depicts the image of a County Sheriff's badge.
Wow man, the morning after that Vindaloo, I was heading to the loo for a Vindapoo, but didn't make it. I ended by drawing a sheriff's badge in my pants.
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Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"
You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?
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Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if
noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law
verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up
Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.
I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.
Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.
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Has the whitest teeth known to man.
"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."
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An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Someone who takes part in anal sex. Generally gay males of a suspicious type.
"Luke Herbert loved to take it up the bum, but James Dixon loved to be the shit pipe sheriff"
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Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus
Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!
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