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Sloppy, wet hardcore sex until you both squirt like a fire hose
I’m gonna dog the shit out of you tonight.
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When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
8👍 9👎
Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.
Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?
Fuck the shit out of you means a guy will fuck the shit out of a girl so hard it’s going to make her cum so hard. It also means he’s going to suck tf out of her clit and lick tf out of her pussy and make her cum hard multiple times. It’s another way of saying I’m going to fuck you so good.
fuck the shit out of you. I fucked this girl last night she’s talking all about it with her friends. I made her cum so hard.
19👍 5👎
noun- the messy and explosive shit one involuntarily takes after a clean shower session.
Guy 1: Why are you so mad today?
Guy 2: I was taking a pleasant shower this morning when afterwards I was forced to take an f*ck you shit.
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Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.
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Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.
5👍 95👎