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The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.
Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”
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A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:
shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...
Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"
"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"
Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"
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when shit is really fucked up.
Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.
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To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"
I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.
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A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
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A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you
miguel" hows it going anthony
anthony" great i just got this new laptop.
miguel" o i see its a 7
anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent
miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better
Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck
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The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."