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What happens when you shoot Heidi Montag in the boob.
Dude, last night I shot Heidi Montag's boob with my shotgun, it exploded killing 20 and injuring 15 with its boob shrapnel.
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The act of farting small bits of poop left over from a long bathroom break all over the face or chest of someone from a point-blank range. This is achieved by first barely wiping one's butt after pooping, then, when one wants to get revenge, puts their butt extremely close to the face or chest of the victim and farts as hard as he or she can.
Dude 1: "Have you heard of the new revenge/fetish meme?"
Dude 2: "No, what is it?"
Dude 1: "It's called the shrapnel dropkick. Look it up on UrbanDictionary."
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Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.
I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.
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The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.
Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.
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A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.
After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.
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penis shrapnel-
residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body
Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.
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The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.
person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.
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