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Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
- You saw the 76ers game last night?
- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
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Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.
That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.
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a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples
OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*
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Daughter of Run DMC guru Reverend Run.
1/2 owner of Pastry shoes with her younger sister Angela.
Sexy tall chocolate.
Inspiring actress.
She's a big advocate in animal rights, inspiration to Girl Scouts.
Vanessa Simmons
Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!
Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go
Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder
(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball
He just ben Simmons'd the layup