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The people at parties who just stand there awkwardly.
Why did we invite them they’re being fucking sims
An unintelligent person; a moron; a tool. Derived from the PC game, "The Sims," where characters are known to go about their daily activities in strange, or otherwise unorganized ways that don't seem to make much sense to the players.
Man #I: ...and then he ran right into the wall!
Man #2: Hahaha! What a sim!
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Short for 'simulator'. As used in the online virtual reality software, 'Second Life'. Each 512 square meter area is controlled by a computer called a sim.
Too many particles or textures will make the sim lag.
Hey, get out of my sim!
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Awful computer game, where you serve as a god/deity that invokes your will on people too stupid to know when to take a shit, walk to the mailbox, and wake up in time for work.
The adults appear to have a mental illness, and a poor attention span, as they cannot stop chatting about soccer, airplanes, mountains, money, and the local burglar without crying a river, run back into their house, pee over the carpet, and still welcome their guests in to their kitchen, where a thriving colony of roaches and ants are having a squaredance in tile:#3457.
Sometimes the children are smarter and more active than their parents, keeping their fun, comfort, and social levels up, while somehow attaining a genetic trait that grants them immortality. However, if they ever miss a single bus when the time arrives, a humvee arrives to take them to military school.
Often its funnier to make the lives of your "victims" as agonizing as possible, rather than making them successful and prominent members of Simian society.
I built a two story blood-speckled castle for the Weyland family, a tribe of demons visiting Sim-Estates to harvest fresh souls for the summoning of Cthulu. Already in the first 24 hours I had killed 80 Simian men.
Ah the joys of The Sims!
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A code word for cigarettes made up to be used in front of parents with out them knowing what we were going to do.
It was named that because I once hid mine in the case for the game sims.
Hey do u want to go play sims?
Hey man do u have any sims?
what sims do you like to play the most.
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SIM acronym for "Sex in the Mouth"
"Eating that chocolate was like SIM"
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Popular bastardization of Maxis' classic SimCity series that effectively lets one play God in a small community. Popular with mild-mannered middle aged women and perverts, but for different reasons. Though many applaud Maxis' incredible success with the series others see it (and the subsequent abandonment/assimilation of SimCity) as blasphemy.
Oh Belinda, let me tell you about this most wonderful little neighborhood I've built at our next Tupperware party.
Sup lads I made those three dudes do it in the bathroom.
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