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When a guy pulls his cock out of a bitch's twat and wipes the poo on her ass cheeks.
Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
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When a guy whips out his cock out of a girls pussy and wipes it on her bare white ass
Girl 1:Hey Sally, how was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
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After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
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Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
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When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
A very unpleasant or annoying person that bugs you or gets in your way.
Man, that Patrick is a real skid mark