Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)

"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."

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Slab

It doesn't stand for anything. A slab is a synonym for slut. Reffering to always being on her back like a slab of wood or cement. Popular among the urban population but slowly making its way around.

Did you hear about what stephanie did last night? She gave a birthday blowjob to a random guy then went and fucked her boyfriend. What a slab!

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slab

a slab is a word used in southern florida that means dick {penis}

Hey girl....suck my slab!"

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slab

a case of 24 beer bottles or a carton of 24 cans.

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slabs

slow low and bumpin system (primarily used in southern urban ghettos)

Down south we ride slabs

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Slab

Slang word for male penis.

Hey girl! Suck the slab!

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slab

Crack, Cocaine.

Usually used in turn with terms hitting, slamming.

I've been hitting the slab pretty hard, man.
I've been slamming the slab for weeks now.

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