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Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
A derogatory name for a person who somehow enjoys city life.
Hey roman you are a city slicker
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Term coined by F. Scott Fitzgerald in This Side of Paradise (1920)
"A slicker."
"What the devil's that?"
"Well, it's something that that there's a lot of
them. You're not one, and neither am I, though I am
more than you are."
"Who is one? What makes you one?"
They spent two evenings getting an exact definition.
The slicker was good-looking or clean-locking', he had
brains, social brains, that is, and he used all means on
the broad path of honesty to get ahead, be popular, ad-
mired, and never in trouble. He dressed well, was par-
ticularly neat in appearance, and derived his name
from the fact that his hair was inevitably worn short,
soaked in water or tonic, parted in the middle, and
slicked back as the current of fashion dictated.
When you let a mixture of semen, spit, and snot accumulate on a surface, primarily your skin or bedroom floor near an internet accessible device. The mixture is then difficult to clean up and will present a slipping hazard for some time before it becomes crustus.
I went to brads house but his room was quite Slickerous, and smelled like jizzums.
Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"
Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"