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A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
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some one who likes to peck at someone elses pecker because wow they get bored after a while like what would you be doing with someone if they called it a pecker like call it a monster.
Mike: Your a slong falcon wait thats too majestic for you ya terd.
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a homosexual person who loves cock in his butt/anyone/anything that loves slongs(dicks,penises)
man that guy is one big slong-lover, hes got two in his butt!
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A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.
Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.
A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick
King kong slong gave it to me last night
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a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it
hey guys ive got a hard on
wait i can't see it
Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!