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When getting a blowjob from your girl, right when your about to blast your load down her throat you jam her all the way down on your dick, and pinch her nose so she passes out from suffication.
My girl was giving me dome last night and I gave her a fuckin slumber party. When she was passed out i shit in her purse.
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Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.
You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.
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(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
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Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
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awesome band, made in SC, HMB, SM, B-town, and what not. they = love.
lets go to HMB and listen to slumber party in action!
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Its like that, but you're supposed to do something more depraved than shitting in a purse!
After the slumber party, I proceeded to stick various fruits and vegetables in her anus..
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(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.
Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?
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A variable speed control module used by the Casablanca fan company from 1980 until 1984. Utilized a "heat sinc" module and a variable speed potentiometer. The circuit board would increase and lessen the voltage traveling to the motor via the potentiometer in order to speed up and slow down the fan's rotation. Very nice fan control, but also very prone to malfunctioning and in extreme cases even catching on fire.
Dammit my Slumber Quiet fan failed, now I have to replace it with a regular three speed fan.
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