A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*
Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”
John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”
Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.
person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"
person 2: "noodle slurper certified"
Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.
That girl is quite the cum slurper.
The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
That dude looks like he is a tub slurper.
One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.
Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.