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Junk, such as gaffa tape and leads left all over the ground after roadies have set up for a band..
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That dirty grimey yellow plaque shit people get on their teeth if they don't brush there teeth in ages.
"Jacob Cox has mad teeth smeg"
"I know right smelly shit"
From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'
"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."
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The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.
You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.
Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.
unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
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Derived from the Latin phrase: "kegma smegma".
A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.
Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.
"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"
Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.
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Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.
I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.